"I recently spent $25,000 on a fancy Pintabian horse stallion. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a mare. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that stud than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the veterinarian come out and have a look at him. He said the stud was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The stud started to service the mares within two days...all my mares! He even broke through the fence and bred my neighbor's ponies. Unreal! I don't know what was in the pills the vet gave him but they kind of taste like peppermint..."  ~Facebook

"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any direction."  ~Internet

"When in doubt, let your horse do the thinking."  ~Unkknown

"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes."  ~Anonymous

"Optimism is when you expect stable flies to leave the barn willingly." ~Rozanne Rector

"May all you fences be high and hog tight."  ~Unknown
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HILARIOUS CLASSIFIEDS:

          PartPintabian for sale.  Mother Pintabian.  Father is Super Horse; able to leap tall fences in a single bound!

          Free pinto pony.  5 year old mare.  Hateful little bitch.  Bites and kicks the hand that feeds her!

          For Sale by Owner:  1/2 Pintabian, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's stud.

          For Sale - Set of Arabian stud books.  Asking $500.  Got married and they are no longer needed.  Wife knows everything.
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"Riding is simple--it's just not easy."  ~Anonymous

"Riding is the art of keeping a horse between you and the ground."  ~Anonymous

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